Ms. Bibliomaniac

“The three most important people in a man’s life are his barber, his butcher, and his lover. I have lost one of those…” -Ron Swanson on...

I’ve told this story before. When I was a teenager the “running craze” was huge. One day my mother announced she was going to take up...

Little known fact: if you catch a squirrel and release it, it will return to you unless you go far and take a circuitous route. Squirrels...

Next to Archie’s food bowl is a mouse trap. It’s actually directly in front his bowl and the bottom of the cupboard. While he munches on...

Last winter my mother decided to become a chicken farmer. Yesterday she found one of her flock dead in the pen. These are coddled...